1. says

    Took a poll here on “The Pope Song.” Got three, “But you have to be paying attention to understand what it’s saying,” and one, “I’m going to play that at work on Monday.”

  2. leftwingfox says

    That was great, thanks!

    Garfunkel and Oates “Why isn’t there more fucking on this Island?” is pretty high on the list too.

  3. says

    “You Suck” by Strapping Young Lad is also pretty NSFW. Sample lyric: “Fuck you, you fucking fuck!”
    “Disciple” by Slayer doesn’t have quite all the swearing, but screaming “God hates us all” repeatedly offends some sensitive people for some reason, which is why I put it as the ringtone so it plays whenever my evangelical Christian coworker calls me. I figure if he’s calling me, he’s nowhere nearby, so it’s not like he’ll ever hear it.
    For pure volume of F-bombs, it’s hard to beat the pope song, but for a greater variety of offensive lyrics, “K@#%!” by Korn is probably the leader in my collection.