Took a poll here on “The Pope Song.” Got three, “But you have to be paying attention to understand what it’s saying,” and one, “I’m going to play that at work on Monday.”
“You Suck” by Strapping Young Lad is also pretty NSFW. Sample lyric: “Fuck you, you fucking fuck!” “Disciple” by Slayer doesn’t have quite all the swearing, but screaming “God hates us all” repeatedly offends some sensitive people for some reason, which is why I put it as the ringtone so it plays whenever my evangelical Christian coworker calls me. I figure if he’s calling me, he’s nowhere nearby, so it’s not like he’ll ever hear it.
For pure volume of F-bombs, it’s hard to beat the pope song, but for a greater variety of offensive lyrics, “K@#%!” by Korn is probably the leader in my collection.
Stephanie Zvan is an analyst by trade, but she's paid not to talk about it. She also writes science fiction and fantasy, so she knows firsthand that the impact of a story is usually unrelated to its truth. As though that weren't enough to keep her busy, Stephanie is also one of the hosts for Atheists Talk, a radio show and podcast produced by the Minnesota Atheists. She speaks on science and skepticism in a number of venues, including science fiction and fantasy conventions.
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Tom Foss
November 26, 2011 at 6:13 pm (UTC -5) Link to this comment
I don’t know, it’s hard to beat The Pope Song. But that was pretty fun.
Chris Hallquist
November 26, 2011 at 6:20 pm (UTC -5) Link to this comment
Yeah, this has got nothing on the Pope song.
Stephanie Zvan
November 26, 2011 at 6:58 pm (UTC -5) Link to this comment
Took a poll here on “The Pope Song.” Got three, “But you have to be paying attention to understand what it’s saying,” and one, “I’m going to play that at work on Monday.”
leftwingfox
November 26, 2011 at 7:33 pm (UTC -5) Link to this comment
That was great, thanks!
Garfunkel and Oates “Why isn’t there more fucking on this Island?” is pretty high on the list too.
sinned34
November 27, 2011 at 2:09 am (UTC -5) Link to this comment
“You Suck” by Strapping Young Lad is also pretty NSFW. Sample lyric: “Fuck you, you fucking fuck!”
“Disciple” by Slayer doesn’t have quite all the swearing, but screaming “God hates us all” repeatedly offends some sensitive people for some reason, which is why I put it as the ringtone so it plays whenever my evangelical Christian coworker calls me. I figure if he’s calling me, he’s nowhere nearby, so it’s not like he’ll ever hear it.
For pure volume of F-bombs, it’s hard to beat the pope song, but for a greater variety of offensive lyrics, “K@#%!” by Korn is probably the leader in my collection.
A Bear
November 27, 2011 at 11:23 am (UTC -5) Link to this comment
jonlajoie; “Show me your genitals”
Best rap ever!
Mr.Kosta
November 27, 2011 at 5:02 pm (UTC -5) Link to this comment
I’d go for Mr. Bungle’s Squeeze Me Macaroni. The lyrics consist exclusively of sexual innuendos with food and it’s bloody hilarious.
blindrobin
November 27, 2011 at 5:08 pm (UTC -5) Link to this comment
And my favorite seasonal NSFW selection
“Fuck Christmas” by Eric Idle.
Dave Regis
December 1, 2011 at 2:10 pm (UTC -5) Link to this comment
I see you and raise you
Evidently Chickentown
John Cooper Clarke
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7IK1nvEMqPo&feature=player_detailpage#t=53s
Looks just the same as he did in the 1980s, wish I could say the same.