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Michele Bachmann Eyes

There’s some discussion in another thread about how to describe Michele Bachmann’s eyes. I had to repost this.

I just…I couldn’t disappoint all the Googlers. Apologies to Jackie DeShannon, Donna Weiss, Kim Carnes and Betty Davis.

Her ire is getting old,
Her lips filled with lies
Her heart is always cold
She’s got Michele Bachmann eyes
She’ll turn bigotry on
You won’t have to think twice
She’s bright as New York snow
She got Michele Bachmann eyes

And she’ll hate you
She’ll berate you
All the while segregate you
She’s caught on tape
And she knows just what it
Takes to make a pro gape
She sees Sarah Palin’s senseless rise,
She’s got Michele Bachmann eyes

She’ll let your bridges fall
It whets her appetite
She thinks you’re all in thrall
She got Michele Bachmann eyes
She’ll say a prayer for you
Pretend she’s playing nice
She hopes you have no clue
She’s got Michele Bachmann eyes

She’ll evict you
And afflict you
Help a bad government restrict you
She’s in a scrape
And she knows just what it
Takes to make a pro gape
Everyone thinks she’s so high,
She’s got Michele Bachmann eyes

And she’ll hate you
She’ll berate you
All the while segregate you
She’s caught on tape
And she knows just what it
Takes to make a pro gape
Everyone thinks she’s so high,
She’s got Michele Bachmann eyes

And she’ll hate you
She’ll berate you
Segregate you
She’s got Michele Bachmann eyes

She’ll evict you
And afflict you

Okay, apologies to everyone else, too. Blame the margarita. I do.

Comments

  1. F says

    I assume you apologize for vaguely associating Bachmann with… well, anything not completely evil; and not because your post was truly amusing.

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    Minor technical quibble I know, but I’m a bit of a completist like that.