Norm Coleman Is In


…the Urban Dictionary.

Dude 1: I can’t believe my brother is still trying to be an olympic swimmer.
Dude 2: Really, isn’t he incontinent?
Dude 1: Yeah man. They banned him from the pool. But every morning he keeps trying to sneak in.
Dude 2: That’s weak. He wasn’t even that great of a swimmer to begin with.
Dude 1: Yeah, the team, the coach and especially the janitors hate him more and more every day. There’s no point in continuing this. He’s really pulling a Norm Coleman.

(Totally stolen from Laurie.)

And just in case you didn’t get enough teabagging jokes yesterday, people are teabagging movie quotes on Twitter. Oh, yeah.

Comments

  1. says

    Oh My. The movie things are fantastic. Of course, some of them I like because I love the original quote ('You are without a doubt the worst teabagger I have ever heard of.' 'Ah! But you have heard of me.' and "Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You teabagged my father. Prepare to die!").But "Honey, I Teabagged the Kids" wins for most-wrongness in shortest phrase. In contrast, the Bill & Ted ones seemed totally unremarkable (possibly because I've heard the Pansy Division song "Bill & Ted's homosexual adventure" more times than anyone should)