…is through her grammar.
It beats a little faster when I meet someone who always knows the difference between “insure” and “ensure.”
I breathe a little more heavily when apostrophes are all in their places and only their places.
My cheeks flush when someone knows to use “whether” instead of “if.”
My toes curl at the proper use of semicolons.
I bite my lip over someone who never puts “less” in the place of “fewer.”
We won’t even talk about what happens when I see “try to” instead of “try and.” No, no we won’t.
Or maybe I’m still sick and need to go crawl back into bed. I think I’ll take a good book with me. Good night and good grammar, all.