So there’s this guy I know. Sweet guy, fun to chat with, really funny. He does, however, tend to blush whenever we talk. He also has some difficulty maintaining eye contact, talking to my chest often enough that I feel a little embarrassed for him.
Earlier this week, I happen to run across him on Facebook. His profile is wide open–and completely out. Looking for dating; interested in men. Not men and women, just men. Uh, okay, sure. Whatever you say, but would you care to explain the total crush behavior? I’m not the only one who spotted it, and none of my other gay friends act like that (well, not the guys).
Then, while I’m still trying to wrap my brain around that one, Facebook goes and recommends that I send one of my junior high boyfriends a friend request. Um, maybe…later. It’s been 25 years since we’ve spoken. I think I’ll give my brain time to settle back down first.
All right, Facebook, what’s next?