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He who puts God in government puts politics in the pulpit. Remember that when His Holiness the Very Reverend Newt Gingrich (and third wife) stop by to collect your tithes and offerings, and lecture you on family values.
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March 1st, 2012 
Deacon Duncan As grieving parents, family and friends try to deal with the tragedy of the Chardon High School killings, at least one commentator is cackling with glee. For Todd Starnes of (where else?) Fox News, the killings give him the perfect opportunity to ask, “Why is school prayer only allowed during tragedies?” As police try to [...]
Things I don’t expect to say on my deathbed
February 7th, 2012 Deacon Duncan Last night I dreamt I was writing a blog post entitled “Things I don’t expect to say on my deathbed,” and since this kind of inspiration is enough to qualify as Scripture in a number of denominations, I decided to go with it.
Low-cost space exploration
January 26th, 2012 Deacon Duncan Recent budget cuts at NASA make it clear that the glory days are over, as far as funding is concerned. A report at the Discovery Channel website suggests the possibility of a lower-cost alternative to all those big, expensive rockets and stuff. Over the past 50 years, billions of dollars have been spent visiting our [...]
Ben Stein on Christmas trees
December 22nd, 2011 Deacon Duncan According to the UK’s Catholic Herald, it seems the War on By Christmas has enlisted a new recruit: Ben Stein. There’s a story somewhere about Barack Obama referring to a Christmas tree as a “holiday tree,” which is apparently a worse form of persecution than denying Christians the right to marry one another, or something. [...]
Archbishop: “Pray for marriage”
December 20th, 2011 Deacon Duncan Headline: “Catholic archbishop calls for prayer in defense of marriage.” In a recent letter to his flock, Archbishop John Nienstedt of St Paul and Minneapolis wrote of the duty incumbent upon Christians to defend the proper definition of marriage. The Archbishop also included a prayer in his letter, asking for God’s help in promoting the [...]
Jesus vs Santa
December 16th, 2011 Deacon Duncan The other day I mentioned the fact that, if you’re just looking for something to believe in, one belief works just as well as any other. And if you are looking for something to believe in, why not believe in something nice, like Santa? With that in mind, here is my list of the Top [...]
A riddle
December 1st, 2011 Deacon Duncan Here’s a riddle for you. What do you call a father who never shows up any more to spend any time with his children, who stays away so much that they wouldn’t even recognize his face or his voice, and never shows up to help when they really need him? A) A deadbeat dad. B) [...]
Morality
November 30th, 2011 Deacon Duncan “I’ll never understand atheism. I mean, there’s tons of evidence for God.” “Like what?” “Like morality, for instance.” “Morality.” “Exactly. Everybody knows that there’s a real right and a real wrong. You can’t just make it up and call it morality. It has to come from God.” “So in other words, you’re telling me that [...]
New Christian weight loss program
November 23rd, 2011 Deacon Duncan Have you guys heard the story about closet Muslims secretly sacrificing turkeys to Allah? Yeah, apparently if you’re a good, faithful Christian and you want to avoid “creeping Sharia,” you need to boycott most major brands of turkey this Thanksgiving. Well, seems to me that this could be the basis for a great weight-loss program. [...]
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