Awww, Josh Is Unhappy.


Tea Party Tribune.

Oh my. I don’t know much about Josh Bernstein, but he is very upset. Those gosh darn republicans won’t do what he wants, and he’s so upset, why, he flipped them the bird. Ooooh, naughty.

Bernstein said that Republicans in Congress represent “the biggest threat to America” because of their failure to secure funding for Trump’s wall, especially that “scumbag” Speaker of the House Paul Ryan, who has a fence around his own house but won’t finance the construction of the border wall.

“You’re damn right I’m pissed,” Bernstein fumed. “I’m really pissed!”

Bernstein said that while he remains “on the Trump train,” he is now “sitting in the back, looking at the exit sign.”

“I’m not happy about this,” he said. “Fund the damn wall!”

“This is unacceptable,” he continued. “This is my red line and I can’t be any clearer than that. The border wall must be built now. It cannot wait—and for anybody who thinks it can wait, you’re stupid!”

I don’t consider myself stupid, and I don’t think there’s a need for a wall at all. The idea of the wall is fucking stupid. It won’t do a damn thing except suck everyone’s pockets dry, kill wildlife, and steal land from people. Oh, a big ol’ wall might test peoples’ ingenuity and creativity for a short while, but we’re inventive types. I doubt it would be any sort of an impediment to anyone. I’m also not at all okay with the idea of being trapped behind the gold curtain.

Bernstein said that Republicans are giving “a giant this to America and Trump supporters” as he flipped off the camera, declaring that “I’m done. I’m pissed. I’m livid.”

Watch out now, you’re going to give yourself a stroke. You should be planning for what you’ll do when you inch over that personal red line.

Via RWW.

Comments

  1. DonDueed says

    Come on, Josh, why direct your rage at Congress? They weren’t supposed to have to budget anything for that wall. Your buddy Donald said it was gonna be paid for by — all together now — MEXICO!!!

  2. chigau (違う) says

    I’m going to go with insulting his chosen appearance.
    He has a square face and he is pretty much bald.
    That weird little goatee doesn’t work.
    He should expand the beard along the jaw-line and add side-burns and a unibrow.

  3. lumipuna says

    Kengi: Recently in Youtube comments I saw someone suggest that Trump’s base could be placated by the White House claiming that the wall has been built. Trump himself probably doesn’t care as long as people praise him for building the wall.

  4. Don Quijote says

    Manuel: Hey Juan, are you still pissed off about that bloody wall?

    Juan: A little bit but I’ll get over it.

  5. lumipuna says

    Don Quijote: Kudos.
    Trump’s core supporters probably always interpreted the phrase “Mexico will pay” to mean that the wall would prevent Mexicans from stealing whatever they’re stealing from US, and that would make it worth building on taxpayer money.

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