I want an apology from gays! Right now!


Bill Donohue speaks to CNN (screen grab)

Bill Donohue speaks to CNN (screen grab)

Oh my, poor ol’ Bill. He has been betrayed by none other than his high holiness Francis. Bill is now sputtering his upset all over the place at the mere idea of considering the notion that queer people are…people! Oh no.

Catholic League President Bill Donohue, who has been a crusader against LGBT rights, insisted on Tuesday that Pope Francis’ call for Christians to apologize to gay people did not apply to him.

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On Tuesday, CNN’s Chris Cuomo asked Donohue if he planned on following the pope’s advice and apologizing to LGBT people.

“No,” Donohue replied. “As a matter of fact, I want an apology from gays. I’ve been assaulted by gays. I’ve never assaulted a gay person in my entire life.”

“The idea of a blanket apology because you are a member of some demographic group, I mean, I don’t know what church teaching is it that you have a problem with that maybe the church should apologize for?”

I’ll just bet Bill knows that old saying, “it will be a cold day…”. That’s when you’ll get your apology from this queer person, Bill.

“Why did you spend so much energy on this?” the CNN host wondered. “Why is so important to you?”

Donohue suggested that CNN was to blame for repeatedly interviewing him about his anti-LGBT views.

“Your producers only want to talk about LGBT,” he charged. “I don’t care what gay people do. I don’t want to have a lifestyle thrusted in my face though. That’s a different kind of thing altogether.”

“What do you mean thrusted?” Cuomo asked. “How are they putting their gay on you?”

Donohue explained that businesses should only be allowed to discriminate against LGBT people to provide services for a “wedding ceremony.”

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“You know you have a hostility and an animus toward these behaviors,” Cuomo noted. “You might as well own it.”

“Show me where Jesus said we should spent time saying we should not let people be who they are?” the CNN host pressed.

“There are mobster lifestyles,” Donohue quipped.

“A mobster is not a gay person,” Cuomo shot back. “A terrorist is not a gay person.”

“I just want the apology,” Donohue concluded. “They could send it by Fedex.”

Full story at Raw Story.

Comments

  1. rq says

    “I just want the apology,” Donohue concluded. “They could send it by Fedex.”

    I’m just wondering exactly in which format he wants his apology if it has to come by Fedex…? Besides, never assaulted a gay person? Laughable. At best.

  2. rq says

    Ice Swimmer
    Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm…
    “I want an apology, and I know just where to stick it!!!”

  3. blf says

    FedEx???? Teh Gay is supposed to ship themselves to this loon and, all together now, yell BOO!

  4. Siobhan says

    I’d send my apology by Fedex but I’m pretty sure a bag of feces would be screened.

  5. Kengi says

    I think the “ship your enemy glitter” site is still operational. I don’t know if they use FedEx, though.

  6. says

    Also, I think buttplugs would be more appropriate for Bill, but I don’t like to think I wasted money on that idiot. Preferably, the baby Jesus buttplug from Divine Interventions.

    Now, a drive to get people to donate used buttplugs, dildos, and assorted toys, that I would be happy to put my name to on a FedEx box to Bill.

    “Dear Bill, we are so sorry to hear you aren’t having much fun in your life. Here are some toys to help you out. Much love, the Queer Nation.”

  7. Johnny Vector says

    I understand that not all raging homophobes are closeted gays, but damn. If I ever see a drag queen named Anne U. Rism, I think I’ll know who it is.

  8. blf says

    An Apology

     I am very sorry my words and acts have offended you.
    You, and every other person on this planet, is a human.
    We all eat, drink, become upset or happy, play games,
    dream, and many other things in common; have pride
    and fears, problems and opportunities; interests, likes
    and dislikes. You are not what I said you are.

    signed Bill Donohue
    To: All LBGTQ individuals (delivery by FedEx)
    <snark>pea-likers excepted</snark>

  9. rq says

    I’d send my apology by Fedex but I’m pretty sure a bag of feces would be screened.

    Three ziplock bags should about do it for the smell, I think… Is there a law against shipping fertilizer samples? I doubt it…?

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